This post is just for Amber Estwick - you said you wanted a letter…?
I took a sneaky peak at my Notifications, and she has wished me a Happy Half Birthday in so many different ways, I haven’t even looked at my Inbox… But I know she would probably want me to write a blog before I reply to her so I’ll do that soon my Bubble!!
(I appreciate you SO MUCH! <3)
So you asked for a letter, and since you really want me to write a post for the 20th…
Anyway. Here you go.
#Memento
Well at this rate I’m giving you a Puzzle, not a letter…
Honestly, who’s even surprised anymore that my posts are absolute chaos???
Amber likes my Chaos, so if this irritates you then just know from the deepest part of my heart…
I don’t care about your opinion. This post is not for you. It’s for My Bubble <3
Based on this paragraph, I wrote it on Wednesday. And then Thursday was one of the most amazing days I’ve ever lived… I did a Live on Substack that… well, let’s just say my recent Lives have been… Whelmy…
20.02 19:58 now and I have been ditracted by - running from a tiger, traveling on a spaceship, harvesting triangle grass food, watching the sunset through pollution, taking 3 naps, making edible foam, finding dinosaurs in corners, scooping out pumpkin, Lani the BlueNoseBubble, making butterbeans in the flavourwave…
I am now racing a toddler who has to place 5 pieces of a puzzle. When she’s done, I have to put my laptop away until she goes to bed. This blog will go live at 23:59 no matter what I write.
In case you haven’t met me. I don’t edit. I don’t have time. My Bubbles know this. Whelmcome to whimsical insanity.
pineapple.
I wanna talk about HIMYM. What in the RED FLAGS with a LAUGHTRACK is that show even?? But the one thing we all know (EVEN THOUGH THEY USE IT VERY CLICHE) is that the safeword is
PiNeaAPPle
Here’s a fun fact about safewords. They could be used for ANY situation that makes you uncomfortable. Not just sexual. Someone tickles you and you REALLY hate it? PINEAPPLE. Your buddy tells you to drink one more shot and you don’t want to? PINEAPPLE.
Anyway. I got notes everywhere now and I have no idea what I’ve still got to add to this post. We’re at 23:17…
ALSO I found the BEST new FOcus music.
I’ll link it, but TW: :
I focus because I just discovered today that I focus best when something is overwhelming. Then I can shut out that one thing and focus on the thing i need to focus on. OR maybe i need to focus so hard on tuning out the overwhelm, tht I don’t have mental capacity to focus on 20 other things. Just one. Because it’s NOT GOOD MUSIC.
If this shit plays in a bar, everyone will walk out.
If this plays on the radio, nobody will listen.
If it was your alarm clock, you would not snooze because you would be too scared you were going to hear that sound again.
Fuck, if I heard this as a child, I would probably have associated it with the orcs in LOTR and gotten sleep paralysis as an adult.
LOL Ambs this letter is so chaotic, at this point I would be surprised if YOU made it all the way to here.
Lol, actually.
It is now 23:38. I have 21 . 20 minutes to finish this post. I know, I’m gonna add a few photos. I know my Bubbles like those. Facebook style again! Let’s do this. See how much we can get in. ALso it means I should not squirrel. LOL.
OK I’m gonna say bye now because the photos will probably distract me at some point.
